There were once two adorable pigeons living in a cozy nest in the heart of the city. They were best friends, always together and sharing their adventures. One studied Pigeon Engineering and the other studied Avian Law. What luck that they were both at Cawlumbia Hootiversity at the same time?
When Perry entered the Caw Firm she immediately excelled at every task they gave to her. They promised the harder she worked the more Pigeon Seed would rain down from the sky. But Perry didn't measure her success by the seeds she could collect. Her Pigeon Partner, Percy, thought he could help.
One Saturday afternoon, while Perry was at home working on a 10-Q (SEC Form 10-Quail - a public filing for wealthy birds), Percy came up with an idea. A great idea.
So Percy did what he knew best. He opened up his laptop and started coding. He built a website that would help Perry prepare for her interviews. This was especially important because interviews started pouring in. Perry could barely keep the recruiters away.
They went outside to get some fresh air and flap their wings. Percy told Perry about his idea. He rambled a little bit because he'd eaten a 5mg dosage of Bird-Zeed.
Perry was uplifted by Percy's idea. When they combined their talents, they were unstoppable. Perry immediately started getting job offers with better Bird-Life-Balance, just as much Seed, and more time to rest in her nest.
They started doing more of what they loved - like Graffiti.
They learned duets, roller skated, and started baking cookies.
They found peace, and calm, and sank into the joy of their nest. They did indeed live happily ever after.